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So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!"
I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old."
He said: "Did he eat red meat?"
I said: "No, he minded his own business."
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Cooking for 3 hours just to eat for 15 minutes, is the biggest scam in the world.
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Life without kids sounds wild to me; you can just go on vacations or the bathroom whenever you want.
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3,027 years from today,
life will either be really good or really bad!
It’ll be 5050.
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I know Henry VIII had six wives
There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr, but I can’t for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane...𝙎𝙚𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙚
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If someone from ziplock could contact Literally anyone in the cereal Business that would be great…
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I keep forgetting this 🤣 @StarTrek


























