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Joined August 2010
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So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!" I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old." He said: "Did he eat red meat?" I said: "No, he minded his own business."
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when I tell you I'm getting my life back on track...
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Who called it genetic engineering instead of gene hackman?
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'Scuse me while I kiss the ground
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Friday? I heard that’s pizza day.
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I’m this old…
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Cooking for 3 hours just to eat for 15 minutes, is the biggest scam in the world.
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But is it really??
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In retrospect, maybe the sloth was not the best choice for a spirit animal.
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When that's GOOD news! :)
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Life without kids sounds wild to me; you can just go on vacations or the bathroom whenever you want.
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Hi, this is Twitter
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3,027 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad! It’ll be 5050.
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I know Henry VIII had six wives There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr, but I can’t for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane...𝙎𝙚𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙚
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If someone from ziplock could contact Literally anyone in the cereal Business that would be great…
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I keep forgetting this 🤣 @StarTrek
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When leaving the house, does anyone tell their pets they will be home later?
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