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PLEASE NOTE: This is now a Personal Profile - All Views, Posts & Opinions are my Own. Unless they are Quotes, Retweets, or Links, Any Pizzas Expressed, not those of Pizza Express.
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Please could you help & SHARE this post far and wide? Let’s try & help Mango… this poor little dog. He was guest of honour at my Sons wedding, only a couple of weeks ago... and now he’s facing paralysis! 😢 🥭 gofundme.com/f/help-mango-wa…
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My faith has been restored in humanity…
…I have a Ring doorbell and not a single extra puff was taken!
🤣 Happy Halloween!!! 🤣
🚬 💨 🤗 🎃 👻 #Halloween #RingDoorbell #Ring @ring
What f*cking weirdo sets fireworks off early October?
Dog has just nearly sh!t itself… and knocked the Christmas tree over. 🤬
Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief) 𝕏 retweeted
I’m not buying Evian water anymore, they must think I’m stupid… it's naive backwards!!!
I now buy the slightly cheaper Tnucyllis instead, I think it's Greek.
I’m not buying Evian water anymore, they must think I’m stupid… it's naive backwards!!!
I now buy the slightly cheaper Tnucyllis instead, I think it's Greek.
🚨 MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE 🚨
I’ve just time-travelled back from the year 2040… and I have urgent news.
By then, self-checkout machines are sentient and demanding tips… trousers have nine pockets (but no one remembers why) and “coffee” is just a… (1/2)
(2/2) …vitamin patch you slap on your forehead.
Oh, and remember to buy shares in biscuits… trust me on this one.
#BackFromTheFuture #YoullThankMeLater #TimeTravelTroubles
