Past: #USMC 0331, Punted a football 100 yds, Big 4 auditor, Pub crawl rowdy & Sweet leaf accountant. Now: Turning receipts into #comedy.

Sacramento, California, USA
Joined November 2024
Wrote some killer jokes 🤣
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Former #1 Texas suffered two consecutive losses. Matthew McConaughey is struggling. 🤣 #OUDNA #GoGators
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#OU #Sooners are celebrating tonight. Took down #1 Texas in the #RedRiverRivalry
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When fools say, “ America has no traditions or original culture,” or “America has never created anything original,” just reply with this image. 🇺🇸 #Football
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When does Prime Time start? 🤣 #GoBuffs #DeionSanders
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My public statements have been perfect since birth. Never a mistake. 😳 #BraidenBell #Blazers
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Great afternoon in #SanFrancisco with a sweet soundtrack 🎶 I lived in the Inner Richmond for awhile after college. Wild times 😀
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Pregame Production Meeting Producer: This is a big game. Make sure we don’t miss any of the action, especially the crazy fans. Cameraman: I’m on it! #HottyToddy #GoGators #ItJustMeansMore
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#FightOn LB #DesmanStephens wears #8. Is this his family taking cheap shots in the stands? #GoDucks
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Piss ‘em Horns 🤣 (Worst flex ever) #HookEm #GBO
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Mindset Matters 🤣
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