AnarchoTexan / DFW Comedian / IG: @comedybert

nice try, feds
Joined September 2011
My Kill Tony debut @ComedyCuratedx
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“Are you Hispanic or Latino?”
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I got to be mean to my co-host the other day
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I’m not s*icidal but I am “unalive curious”
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When they say “it couldn’t have happened to a more genuine person” but they’re talking about the most tragic series of events
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So hyped to finallly see @loatheasone @fleshwater_fm at a sold out show tonight 🥲
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Y’all ever just argue online with the vocalist from Trapt just to feel something
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Got some fun shows coming up in Dallas soon!
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Hang me in the closet with the rest of your outgrown things 🎶 And find another selfish lover and hold them close
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I hate when I go to the Corner Store and they’re all out of corners
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Lesson learned. Don’t adjust the mic. 😅
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My dog has been experiencing joint pain The vets are telling me she’s got severe arf-ritis
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Got to help work security last night and see @ComicDaveSmith crush it 🔥
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If I don’t think about it for too long everything is actually pretty chill rn
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Albert Moreno 🏴 retweeted
nintendo lawyers having an aneurism as we speak
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