Joined July 2012
Sad day. News that the fabled Brain Wash Cafe in SF closed this weekend. #brainwash
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Legendary comedian @pacoromane is BACK on the radio!
Big News — I am back on the radio! Every Sunday from 6-8pm CST (4-6 PST / 7-9 EST) on KOBV Bentonville live or online to HITO DAMA (ball of lightning). Request line: (479) 363-1403 Hito Dama is a show of my hand-picked selections from my collection. bentonvilleradio.com/streamr…
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Dec 29 - Rooster T Feathers Dec 31 - NYE Show with Brian Copeland Jan 7 & 8 - Headlining The Function Jan 21 - The SF Punch Line (Sketchfest) Feb 1 - The SF Punch Line (Sketchfest)
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If you see just one co-headlining show based on two comics having the same first name, let it be this one. @sf_sketchfest @ToddGlass . Tickets: concerts.livenation.com/sf-s…
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wait what?
all the usual suspects are drooling over this fossil with literally zero eggs in the crate. that to me is more disturbing than what they call “pedophilia” because it is a sign of a dangerous biological mutation in men
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Surprised but not shocked.
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Slide thru! I'll have posters on sale at my show at the @punchlinesf
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❤️❤️❤️ RIP Kabir
Devastated by the loss of my dear friend, United Healthcare CEO Brian Th – just kidding, the one and only Kabir Singh (Kabir would’ve loved that joke and been mad if I didn’t try) Kabir was my best friend in comedy, and my biggest fan. He passed way in his sleep two nights ago. And didn’t even have the nerve to call first. We went to high school together, but I hated him back then because one time he cracked jokes in Saturday detention, made everyone laugh, and they held us in detention an extra hour. I will never forgive him for this. We became friends six years later when he told me he wanted to do stand up. I was a veteran comic of 6 months, so I generously offered him a set at my demoralizing pizzeria show. He somehow lit the place up in a way I’d never seen, which, of course, made me hate him more. Kabir was what you call a natural. He’d make anyone smile with his endearing self-deprecation mixed with calling everyone “buddy”. A genuinely nice human. And a fun hang (very unlike me). He called me his “mentor” even though he never listened to my advice. But I did make him stronger by doing what any good comedy mentor does – constantly telling him his jokes sucked. For years we went everywhere together, trying to kill harder than one another, and when we didn’t, we’d blame the crowd. We called ourselves KO Comedy. And well, now it’s just O Comedy (that’s the sound of a lone groan). Kabeezy and I developed very different styles, but anyone who knows us, knows we influenced each other more than anyone else. I will forever envy his ability to connect with strangers instantly. He talked, they laughed. He laughed, they laughed. Even if he bombed, they laughed. Having to follow his unfollowable sets made me the comic I am today. Any time he’d see me, he’d give me a hug and kiss and tell me how thankful he is to be living his dream as a comedian, and that he owed it to me. If you saw peak Kabeezy (check out his AGT or Dry Bar set), you’d know what an honor it is to have been a part of this dream. You’re a legend, my brother. There’s so much more I could say, but this app- just like fate- cuts things unexpectedly short. I’ll always miss you buddy
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This will be fun!
No lie this poster is smakin' - see your boy on Dec 10th at the @punchlinesf #sanfrancisco
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Go see the very funny @pacoromane at the @punchlinesf 🔥🔥🔥
Come see me at the @punchlinesf on Dec 10th! I have a lot of fun things planned - music, improv, sketch and stand up! Tickets on sale now! livenation.com/event/G5vYZbK…
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My therapist thinks we should start meeting twice per week instead of once, probably because I’m so good at therapy
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Fun Fact: My friend asked me if I wanted to be on Kill Tony. I said yes but had no idea what the show was. I got to the Comedy Store and sat for a long time. The show was ending so I left to do another show. As soon as I left this happened..,
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I hired a professional voiceover actor* to read my tweets. *me
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Sunday April 28th Come see some #Comedy in #Gilroy @CourtingComedy @ComedyBayArea tempokb.com
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Amazing.
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ON SALE NOW 📣 We’ve got both Rosebud Baker & Andy Haynes headlining this summer! Plan ahead! You don’t want to miss the chance to see these shows 🤩 Grab tickets at PunchLineComedyClub.com 🎫👈
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there is a lot to unpack about Conan’s current media moment. but most importantly—he is somehow the only person handling this chaos properly. this is the face of our times:
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I've been "Florida sober" (haven't done cocaine with Hulk Hogan) for over 90 days.
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I'm headlining this show in 'MorHill on 4:20 y'all. Roll a big fattie and joint me.
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