@ComedicMerc

I told you that Hugh Jackman would be back.

 Regina, Saskatchewan
Joined June 2010
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Dear little boy who wants to see my movie, No. You can't see it, it's for big boys and girls, fuck you, your mom's a whore. Love, Deadpool
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Nobody is looking at her face, homeboy.
Matthew Marsden
@matthewdmarsdenOct 6
Sidney Sweeney has a good figure but is not good looking. I am sure she would not care about what I think, but she is no Raquel Welch.
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Andrew Tate had what on his computer?!
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Oh no! Doordash is down. How will all of the SoundCloud rappers and man children eat dinner tonight?
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You'd think that getting pregnant is the OF equivalent of a pro athlete tearing their ACL. But I'd be willing to bet that there are people out there into pregnant women.
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Did you poop today?
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I should be asleep but I got into the Lizzie Borden show on Netflix.
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Maria Thies
@mariathies12Sep 15
IF A MUSLIM FAMILY IS SITTING NEXT TO YOU AT A RESTAURANT IN A CITY, ASKED YOU NOT TO EAT BACON IN FRONT OF THEM. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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Deadpool retweeted
Jeff Dye
@JeffDyeSep 15
Got it. only ugly women’s voices matter.
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❤️🖤
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The women who are mad at Sydney Sweeney are double baggers.
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Make sure to put a boot in somebody's ass today for Toby Keith. #USA
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You're telling me that a cis teen built that chapel?
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What does a nonbinary person do on the toilet? They/She/It.
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IngleWoody.
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I got jokes.
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I'm just sad.
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You guys ever wonder if Thing from the Addams Family and the Hamburger Helper glove ever banged?
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Batteries and buttholes are things that you shouldn't lick. But sometimes you do.
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Being gay isn't a choice. Its something forced upon you as a child when someone in your class said "gaylordsayswhat" and you accidentally said what.
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