People talking about climate Change: it's gettin very hot outside. Me: yeah it does that in the summer. – at Valley Falls, SC

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Women usually tell me that I look good, compared to road Kill. #birthdayselfie

A great set of Jokes Tonight Greg! #Gutfeld

So I hear this October 31st, Joe Biden would like to wish us all a happy Saint Patrick's Day.

Today is October 9th 2026 and I have absolutely nothing to post have a nice day!

I would like to thank Kamala Harris for explaining that when it's freezing outside that means it's cold, I would have never come to that conclusion without her brilliant insight.

I was mostly just making fun of myself here.

You know what? I don't think what I'm doing is working out. Maybe I should audition for Toy Story 6; hey @Disney and @Pixar, could y'all use a really annoying voice?

It's like what's going on?

Maybe people didn't like what I posted but I gotta tell ya, I don't care.

How is it I can get over 300 views on this post with no Engagement?

When Donald Trump was President the first time he tried to get Mexico to pay for some things in this country, when democrats got back in office they got America to pay for things in other countries, ironic.

I'm not hating, just saying. #Thevoice

Kelly Clarkson hasn't done a country song in like 100 years. #Thevoice

Not every joke has to be political.

Democrats have all the answers says Democrats.

I think what they really need is Cars 4.

I think Disney and Pixar should have stopped at Toy Story 4, I said what I said.

This one time I was in LA and I thought I saw a great Singer there turns out it was just Adam Levine.