𝗔𝘀𝗵 | 𝗟𝗲𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗻-𝗷𝗮𝗲 If you’re looking for someone harmless, keep scrolling. If you’re looking for someone you’ll still be thinking about at 2am while writing “I shouldn’t” — hi. I don’t do desperate. I do inevitable. #Cynicism

If you're kissing on the neck and you stop before you taste the blood welling up under the surface you're doing it wrong.

When you're trying to document the day's results and someone chooses violence.

Me: "I love your hat" Her:

Are you okay down there?

I want to be the reason you start taking your mental health seriously.

Saw someone post a reel saying "I love being ambitious" and I thought she said "ambidextrous." Realized I was getting a little bit ahead of myself there.

Training myself to properly manhandle you.

I could never see myself working an office job. But I could definitely imagine you spread out over my desk during my lunch break.

Threaten me with a good time.

Oh you live on the other side of the world? Well you're just going to have to put up with waking up every morning with a fresh round of "things I want to do to you and things I want you to do to me" spam.

I want to be your favorite character in that show you swear you watch only for the plot.

The texts you send as you're on the verge of falling asleep are always the dirtiest. Just so you can wake up and see what a mess you've made of the person on the other side.

If you have any better ideas, let me know.

Catwoman season is the best season.

Me running away as far as possible from things that will get me in trouble.

Supposed to be having a chill date night where we just stay in and she told me to bring a snack.