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Live at the Apollo
Tuesday 31/12
9.45pm
BBC2
I have no words. I dreamed of this for a long time. So grateful 🥹
If I was a musician, doing this would be like getting the xmas number 1!
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Watch my brand new special on @YouTube 👇🏻
youtu.be/Wl6fgzAEypw?si=sE_P…
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we’re opening one gift on christmas eve and my dad got me this. I’ve been questioning him for 10 minutes and he won’t say how he picked this
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Hello @Keir_Starmer I hope you’re having a good start to Christmas . I didn’t know who else to write to so I’m hoping you can help . Please make some calls & get this poor woman out of prison for Christmas . This doesn’t reflect well on the UK . Thanks #loveactually Please RT
@DavidLammy @AngelaRayner @Ed_Miliband
🚨 BREAKING: GAIE RECALLED TO PRISON FOR CHRISTMAS
Gaie Delap, a 77 year old retired teacher, has been arrested and taken to a prison in Bristol after being told her wrists were too small for an electronic tag.
She had been released from prison to serve the remainder of her sentence on tag, but the company claimed they did not have one that would fit her.
Gaie was initially imprisoned for breaking a law that was drafted by an oil company funded think tank - The Policy Exchange.
She took action in 2022 to demand an end to new oil and gas licences. This is now government policy.
Stuart Goldsmith retweeted
This Friday.
One night only.
THE WEIRDOS PANTO returns to @bloomstheatre
A comedy institution.
A ridiculous evening.
Songs, props, ridiculous characters, space!
Book now
ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-theatre… – at Paddington, London
Stuart Goldsmith retweeted
One of the cruelest hoaxes ever played is that these drugged out broligarchs are geniuses of some kind.
In reality, these are mid-IQ mediocre incels with Asperger’s who were raised to be psychopaths willing to lie, cheat & defraud their way to stealing America’s resources.
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In 2023, when Just Stop Oil supporters did slow marches, I did "blue lights watch." This involves walking at the back and letting the marchers know when an ambulance etc was coming so we could move on to the pavement.
A foi confirmed that no ambulances were blocked in London
Stuart Goldsmith retweeted
The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?
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If the number of CEOs being shot matched the number of school shootings per year we’d have gun control legislation passed immediately.
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OH, THE POINTS ARE 'EXPIRING' ARE THEY? LOYALTY POINTS JUST 'EXPIRE', DO THEY? SORRY, SILLY ME, I ASSUMED THEY WERE A FIGURE STORED IN A DATABASE, I DIDN'T REALISE THEY WERE MADE OF FUCKING BRIE
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For five years, I have been covering what is unquestionably the biggest criminal justice scandal in American history.
Today it ended when the most corrupt cop in history took his life.
But it's not over.
A thread.
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Being the richest guy on earth and serving as a kind of shadow president and still feeling the need to fake that you’re the world’s best player at your favorite video game is just a rare, rare window into a particularly loathsome personality type
