Hey everyone read this funny article I wrote for @PointsinCase pointsincase.com/articles/th…

I don’t know how to explain it, but i find it disturbing how big the tongue actually is…

Shakespeare wrote comedies… that makes him a silly Billy

Ugh.. so late with changing my tires this year. Just took off my winters

Back in February, I was a pallbearer at my grandpa’s funeral. That night I wrote a fiction short story inspired by the experience. The final version of that story, in all its sad and silly glory, has been published in @KithisThe . Read below :) therumen.com/publications/po…

Me trying to decide what to watch: Tubi or not Tubi?

Skip some Dons with me or $500k

When the dentist looks in your mouth and says “oh you poor thing” you know shit aint gonna be fun

When i die, take my body to vegas and have my funeral hosted by elvis

Think I’ll wait and see what the longterm effects of covid are before getting it

So I hear they're renaming it X....... I'm like, Y?

Violence on tv is a real problem. I went and saw the Mario movie with my little cousin. Since then he’s spent all week stomping on turtles

Guess no ones smoking at the ledge this year huh

Just found out im dating pete davidson

As the great Hemingway said, “There is nothing to writing. All you do is open up your Notes app and bleed.”

all ive done with my life is eat a lot of potatoes. life well spent

Hot take: its not a small world. It’s actually pretty big

“Hell is other cats.” – Jean-Paw Satre

Nostrils are the chimneys to the soul