
Mariners fan till the casket drops// Co-Creator and working dad of @MojoMariner
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Some of y'all have been asking us for merch for a while, so we've finally made that happen.
Introducing AHOY — our new merch shop hosted by Fourthwall.
Shop now: ahoysailors-shop.fourthwall.…
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Just another bitter man who hates to see women win. Absolute cornball of a comment.
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41 seasons on the call, a lifetime in our hearts.
Rick Rizzs, you’re a Mariners legend. #FarewellRick
Colton Swanson retweeted
If you don't like the job the current content creators are doing, start up your own podcast or blog or whatever. Find your audience. You can buy a decent enough mic and a webcam for cheap nowadays.
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👟 Repost to Win 👟
It’s Fan Appreciation Night, so we’re giving away two pairs of Air Griffey Max 1 shoes signed by The Kid himself! All you need to do is hit that repost button for a chance to win. #TridentsUp
It's literally a game to them. What a joke of an administration
FIRST ON FOX: The White House is launching a website featuring Trump-themed remakes of classic video games — including a version of Snake where Border Czar Tom Homan leads a line of illegal aliens in orange jumpsuits, a Flappy Bird clone with a bald eagle soaring over the National Mall and a Tetris-style game where the goal is to build a border wall.
There's also a boxing game where players punch away unhealthy foods in a nod to RFK Jr.'s Make America Healthy Again push, complete with a "Seed Oils" graphic crossed out in red. Another game has users catching gold bars and money in front of the Washington Monument.
"This is an effort to further contrast between a culture of fun and winning and the dark socialist vision Democrats have for America," a White House official told Fox News Digital.
Colton Swanson retweeted
Reds media relations just got word that Eugenio Suárez passed his citizenship test today in Miami
What an embarassing and shameful era for this country. I cant think of a single president less fit to run this country for the semiquincentennial
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The Mariners scored as many runs tonight as they have in their last five games combined
They still lost by 5
After the trade for Taylor Ward, the Mariners have made a strong signal of their plans to push for a playoff berth over the final 49 games.
They also intend to hang on to free-agent-to-be Randy Arozarena:
seattletimes.com/sports/mari…
























