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digital content & social media | novelist | Once and future Philly kid. #gobirds (tweets = mine but you can borrow them for a low APR)

Washington, D.C.
Joined February 2017
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EVERYONE DROP THEIR CAT PHOTOS
Today is National Cat Day.
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notice the owners of the last two Super Bowl winning teams have been woke #gowokewinaring
🚨NEWS: New Seattle #Seahawks owner Vinod Khosla has donated over $2 MILLION to political campaigns and committees ahead of the 2026 midterm elections. Nearly all of his donations have gone to Democrats, including $2 million to the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee.
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SCOOP: The #Chargers have reportedly called the #Eagles about trading for Nick Sirianni, per sources. Sounding like the Eagles are listening to offers from multiple other teams as well, including the #Jets and the #Titans.
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oh my god
Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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SAQUON BARKLEY IS STILL HIM
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go birds (said with underdog mentality)
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the liberal winds of Seattle on every Butker kick
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mahomes: fumbles Cris Collinsworth: WOW WHAT OTHER QB WOULD FUMBLE IN SUCH A SPECTACULAR WAY
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AJ Brown doesn’t have a catch yet in this game lmao
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if Jalen Hurts had thrown that ball AJ would’ve caught it #truthnuke
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new gym PR song just dropped
“Desert Chant,” the first single from “Dune: Part Three,” has been released. The single begins with Chalamet humming before ascending into the war chant. The track is written by composer Hans Zimmer, who also scored the previous films. variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…
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re-upping this
what if the eagles, cowboys, giants, and commanders got together and agreed nobody needs to win the NFC east and that’s okay
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Commanders showed enough fight in the second half to probably save Dan Quinn’s job another week
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if the commanders get blown out tonight, how long does Dan Quinn have left? #WASvsSF
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3 votes • Final results
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did the commanders borrow the cowboys defense for a night?
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what if the eagles, cowboys, giants, and commanders got together and agreed nobody needs to win the NFC east and that’s okay
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out: clock management in: cheek management
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it’s the weekend, I can have a little 9pm coffee as a treat
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