Bubbled out of top 8 at #NRGChamp. Only 7-5 not to make it. But I did what I came here to do. I beat the carried-by-@Dooter611 allegations. I played, and won against, some truly phenomenal players, and I had a good time. I'll see the tables of champs again, I'm sure. @NRGSeries

When people you thought were real slophaters™️ say they're cautiously optimistic about the direction of the new funkodiarrhea.

Ebeneezer Scrooge:

5x5fri babyyyyy

Paramore if they had skid marks: 🎶A shart's when you shit when you let a fart rip! Whoah oh oh oh🎶

Five by five Friday from Freddie

youtu.be/wE36__cnkO8?is=o0qa… Reality Fracture limited guide! Really tough format to evaluate; I'm curious what it will look like. Would love your thoughts!

5x5 Friday. Kind of a low week.

Make a video about how my dad should stop drinking!

Privating for a while bc someone reeeeeally likes universes beyond. It's weird to see 1100 comments about you in a subreddit you're banned from. But I will say they undeniably got my ass on one count. This one cut deep, because it's true.

I have been banned from r/magictcg for calling people susceptible to Un*verses Bey*nd "Slopchuggers". Reddit mods thank you for protecting the most oppressed minority, people who've had their frontal lobes replaced with a Funko pop.

5x5 friday. More upbeat week.

Druski is a generational talent. As someone from KY, there are so many little details that map perfectly onto the way these people behave that have to come from actually being around them. But it's just on the edge of mean spirited while being made with love. Delicate balance.

Sippin on that shi that made the turtles mutant.

Good luck to the city of Dallas today. I hope it survives Spotlight: Gerrick. @G_Relentless_

Hell yeah Gerrick. Put belt to ass tomorrow!

First tattoo✅ 🎶Similar alley, different rats🎶 @thedplan