When a girl is wearing shorts and there's half an inch of cheek hanging out. Yeah I'm #into that

Now that I'm finally 28 years old, I think it's time I try to start making some friends

About to walk into my apartment when a girl I occasionally see stops me. We're catching up and she says, "wait do you have my number?" She gives it to me, and I say to her, "how's it going with the guy you're seeing?" She says, "oh good! We're still seeing each other." ???

I never open my mail. Every time I get a letter, I put it in a drawer, and I open everything at the end of the year

My apartment lease expires in 3 months if anyone wants to move in together

I'm serious

First date idea you cling to my back like a baby sloth and I climb a 15 foot rope suspended from the ceiling

There are 35 year old men in my apartment groupchat talking about ordering their halloween costumes.

Reminds me of home

I don't care if a girl is taller than me I actually prefer it

Opening up a dating app this morning for the first girl I see call herself an "entrepreneur", only to click on her instagram and see an onlyfans link in her bio

Had a conversation with a mortgage loan officer yesterday and apparently when you commit tax fraud and report no income to the IRS it makes it very hard to buy an apartment

Stay so busy on improving yourself and staying in the present that you don't have time to focus on the past

I finished my run last night right when the sun was setting. Noticed a cute girl watching the sunset by herself with her dog, so I sat down next to her to chat. We shared a nice conversation, made her laugh, and I think I made it a more enjoyable experience for us both. Didn't ask for her number, Instagram, or to see her again. We just enjoyed a nice moment together and went our separate ways. Life can be simple and beautiful that way

Friend set me up with her friend who said I was cute and she ghosted me after our first date

Yes Instagram I am interested in this

Instagram is for showcasing that your life is better than everyone else's so make sure you go into massive credit card debt to do outrageously expensive activities as often as possible