@Colonel_DSmith

Father and Kentucky Colonel. Bonafide but never certified. Enthusiast of awful vehicles and shiny tools.

 Kentucky, USA
Joined August 2025
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Today’s listening pleasure.
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Not today, Satan.
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My new pry bar is a little too tall to close the lid of my box.
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Another cucked European country using AI and Muslim invaders of the Christian west for support tickets.
Special Needs@ColdPizzaGhostOct 8
Replying to @vinted
@Vinted 6 days of the same useless “we’re investigating” reply. Username: mgrubb0828 Item ID: 10145899344 Listing stuck in “active sale,” can’t delete or mark as sold. Item already sold elsewhere. Stop the AI replies and actually fix it.
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I only know what Grok is because of retards on here going “HEY GWOK IS THIS TRUE I CAN’T THINK FOR MYSELF” so, with that being said, this is very clearly low IQ behavior.
Jay@jaywoof94Oct 4
Replying to @a16z
That’s wild. I have the $200 chat plan, $20 Gemini, and the $30 grok. Then I get Claude, Perplexity, Cursor, HeyGen, and Loveable, free theough work. I hit my limits on everything but Gemini bc I just have it bc I’ve been paying for storage for over a decade and it’s bundled now.
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Actually a good ad.
Goodyear
@goodyearSep 11
Born on the track. Built for the street.

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I think I’m going to.
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“I think I clipped a curb”
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Colonel Dewayne Smith retweeted
Oh, Shenandoah@longhunter09Oct 2
Fall has finally arrived on the Cumberland Plateau
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i like cars
@MemesOfCarsOct 1
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Liam Neeson being a drunk explains why there were three movies about him being a shitty father.
Sleepy time bear
@bridespankerOct 1
Gentlemen if you need a halloween costume last minute keep this in mind 👇
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Colonel Dewayne Smith retweeted
SyntheticBlinkerFluid@synblinkerfluidSep 29
The little auto shop across the street from one of my schools has a BMW 2000 in to try to get back on the road.
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Colonel Dewayne Smith retweeted
Doug Crown
@BellagiotimeSep 27
Fall has arrived. Gorgeous day in Tennessee.
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Jif was never Jiffy.
THE BLACK SHEEP
@TheBlackSheep84Sep 26
Mandela effect
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Hidden treasures on the fashion app.
Colonel Dewayne Smith
@Colonel_DSmithSep 27
There’s some interesting reading theory on Vinted.
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There’s some interesting reading theory on Vinted.
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Forgot I wasn’t on X.
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What kind of dweeb gives $90 for a Taiwan made screwdriver peddled by a Canadian tech YouTuber, when you can get an American made screwdriver from Snap-On for $10 more?
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Clearly made by a seething Italian.
🎃 Soldado de Correa 🇪🇸🎄@AlejandroATMES2Sep 20
The 5 races of the world
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Colonel Dewayne Smith retweeted
2006 Live
@20YearsAgoLiveSep 20
Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond is injured while filming following a crash in the jet-powered Vampire dragster at the former RAF Elvington airfield near York.
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