The Colonel retweeted
Who are safer drivers? Men, or women?
Well, according to a new survey, fifty-five percent of adults feel that WOMEN are most responsible for minor fender-benders. While seventy-eight percent blame MEN for most fatal crashes.
Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to one hundred percent, because the math was done by a woman.
(HUGE reaction to that joke from the audience - lots of booing/ oohing/ laughter/ hisses)
For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted that that joke was written by a woman. So...
(laughter / clapping)
Now you don't know what the hell to do, do ya?
(More laughter / clapping)
Nah, I'm just kidding. We don't hire women.
The Colonel retweeted
Every day I feel less American
Every day I feel more Southern
Every day I feel Whiter
The Colonel retweeted
Do the jews and niggers realize they’ve made this girl and her friends the most sought after potential wives in the continental United States?
High-earning, nigger-hating Chads for husbands GUARANTEED.
Ole Miss coed who made monkey noises outside black students' door fesses up - as dad's biz comes under fire trib.al/VglFzdS
The Colonel retweeted
Earlier this week, actor Marlon Brando met with Jewish leaders to apologize for comments he made on Larry King Live - among them that, quote, “Hollywood is run by Jews.”
The Jewish leaders accepted the actor’s apology, and announced that Brando is now free to work again.
The Colonel retweeted
African Americans stood with Karmelo Anthony after he k*lled Austin Metcalf for no reason.
I’m standing with these college students. They did nothing wrong.
