I'm Colon AllRed, Currently unemployed.😒 Running for Congress, Texas District 33. Like the part of the lower GI system I'm named for, I'm full of πŸ’©

Washington, DC (oops, Dallas )
Joined April 2024
Replying to @RepJasmine
@RepJasmine and @jamestalarico bumped me from the 2026 Senate election in Texas. DNC told me I'm just not crazy enough. FINE. I'll run for Congress again to get back in on the grift that way. Plus my wife is really on my case to get a job.
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Colon AllRed (Parody?)πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ‡¨πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡­ retweeted
Terrifying Study Reveals There Are Still People Getting Vaccinated For COVID buff.ly/bMcJ6oa
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I honestly do not understand how any American who is not already a literal Communist or a literal Jihadist could vote Democrat after hearing what Slotkin said below. This is LITERALLY totalitarianism. It's not the fake "fascism" the Left likes to accuse the Right of, it is the REAL THING. Undeniably. Irrefutably. This is a sitting member of Congress who was in the CIA saying that dissent from what she believes will result in imprisonment. This is straight out of Solzhenitsyn. Straight out of Orwell. This is something an early Nazi would have said in 1932 under the Weimar Republic. Please please PLEASE share her words with everyone you know. The Democrat/Media Complex will try to bury this. It is up to us on social media, on blogs and via texts and emails to get the word out. The only way to stop these monsters is to make sure that voters who don't really keep up on politics understand the actual threat, see it with their own eyes and hear it with their own ears. Please. Spread the word to anyone who will listen. And even those who won't listen.
ON UCHICAGO CAMPUS: U.S. Senator from Michigan Elissa Slotkin hopes planned political prosecutions of republican leaders will scare young conservatives from getting involved in politics. @ElissaSlotkin
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Abdul El-Sayed Issues Fatwa Against Journalists Who Ask Questions About His Support For Terrorism buff.ly/Z3gM6Qx
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A must read.
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10 Best Reasons To Vote For Democrats In The Midterms
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To Save Time, Chicago Nightly News Just Going To Report Names Of People Not Shot That Day buff.ly/fnxm4dq
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New campaign slogan for the 2026 mid terms: Freedom and prosperity are overrated! Embrace the suck! Vote Democrat!
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Mamdani Struggling To Find That Perfect Work-Terrorism Balance buff.ly/T7g5gGN
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The "genocide" lie, explained so simply a child could follow it. Hamas must be dismantled so Israeli children can grow up in safety.
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Democrat Strategists Remove James Talarico From Campaign Trail To Hide The Fact That He's James Talarico buff.ly/RXAkx7x
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Research Discovers Progressive Women Will Support Any Cause No Matter How Murderous So Long As They Get To Wear A Scarf buff.ly/U4j6DZt
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
Go back into your office and close the door behind you please.
πŸ€– Made with AI
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
China's best bet for taking the A.I. lead is for Gav to become president.
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Batman Unable To Keep Up With Rising Crime As Gotham City Elects Another Democrat buff.ly/XOdtles
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CNN Sues Trump For Violating Its First Amendment Right To Fabricate News
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Newsom Says It’s His Duty To Represent The Illegal Immigrants Who Elected Him buff.ly/lEpHrK4
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Data Center Disguises Itself As Abortion Clinic To Win Support From Liberals buff.ly/62cs7Cw
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