College Quotes

I hate how my school bookstore advertises like they have good deals. You made me pay $80 for a code to access my homework, don't lie to me

Which do you like best?

"What are you giving up for Lent?" "I'm just giving up."

Remember when you used to play sports in high school??? Now when you walk up 2 flights of steps, you're out of breath.

"How much is homework worth in this class? 10%...yeah I'll just take the L on this one."