@CollinsMandy

Starting again since my previous profile was hijacked.

 Johannesburg, South Africa
reddoorink.com
Joined May 2026
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Please allow me to have a brief whine. The rib that's been partially dislocated in my upper back since February 2025 is better than it was but niggly enough so that the whole area between my shoulder blades is in spasm and I can only see the Rib Whisperer on Friday. Sob.
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Okay, that's it. I'm done now.
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Mandy Collins retweeted
Richard H@TheHoogieOct 17
I’d you’re shocked at the damage in France to an old town hall you’ll be horrified to hear what’s happened to the beautiful old buildings and heritage of the Palestinians, Lebanese, Syrians, Iraqis and Afghans
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How are things going with the Epstein files? Any mention of them lately?
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I want someone to compile a Trump dictionary of mangled words. @MerriamWebster?
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 17
Trump: "They have the transgender mutilization of your child. Timmy goes out, goes to school, comes back four days later as Sarah. It's true! I think we have five or six states where they can actually just do that, and they do it. They're sick people."
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My kingdom for eight hours of uninterrupted, deep sleep.
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I have put my children, my friends and the choir committee on notice that I am not available to listen to anybody's complaints or problems today. I need a day off.
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The most surprising thing is that everyone just said, "Sure, no problem." My history makes me fear putting down this kind of boundary, but it was fine. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Now we see if they can carry through. Normal service resumes tomorrow. 😂
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Another milestone in my healing: I'm off the antidepressants. 💪
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I met a bulldog puppy on my walk this morning, which has made this a most excellent day so far.
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I would like to thank the Staffie for waking me at 4am on a Saturday because... Her blanket fell off. In this heat.
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Mandy Collins retweeted
Adriaan Basson@AdriaanBassonOct 15
Someone faked a News24 article with our masthead. Please let me know if you know who it was.
Siviwe Gwarube
@Siviwe_GOct 15
We strongly condemn fake news targeting the 2026 NSC Exams. These baseless claims seek to disrupt the NSC exams and to prejudice over 960 000 candidates currently writing their exams. We urge you to not circulate these fake news as they are intended to disrupt our learners.
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While I do love a hotel room paid for by someone else, it is always best, I feel, to be in one's own bed.
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It occurs to me, randomly, that the Mango Mussolini would be safe in the zombie apocalypse, since they feast on brains.
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I fully realise this is a #FirstWorldProblem, but can we bring back the "one small piece if hand luggage" rule? People are really taking the piss now.
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Mandy Collins retweeted
nonchalant@nonchalant_exeOct 14
This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
Haberin Var Mı?
@HVMHaberOct 14
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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Today us the best day of any trip: the day I go home.
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