
Cupcakes are just gay muffins | #BlackLivesMatter || Raquel Stan
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Hey @RuneScape this could have been y’all. But you gave into like 3,000 reddit nerds! Good job!
Collin retweeted
A 17-year-old girl held captive for over 500 days was rescued after secretly asking another teenager she met through ‘Among Us’ for help
Her captor had given her a phone with no cellular data but Wi-Fi access, allowing her to play the game
After moving their conversation to another app, she revealed she was being held captive. The other teen alerted a parent, who contacted the FBI, leading to her rescue
Collin retweeted
I've never had a Muslim try to force me to follow Sharia law.
But I've had Christians spend my entire life trying to make their Bible my problem.
WHHHHEEEEWWWWW she took it STRAIGHT to hell.
Mary: “All you care about is yourself. What happened to your husband? What happened to your child?”
Angie: “What happened to your husband? What happened to your child?”
😳 Ok Angie is wrong for that
#RHOSLC
Collin retweeted
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him.
I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT.
Michigan - 2026 US Senate
🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7)
🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6%
Polling average via Pollsmax.com.
Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers.
If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
Collin retweeted
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.”
— Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
Out of everything I was called yesterday:
Soft as charmin
And slurs being “super sentence enhancers”
Were the best things I read.





























