just pooped... didn't have TP... used a sweatshirt I found in one of the cars in the lot...Poeple say I'm street smart

**I WOKE UP IN A NEW tow truck** and ima itching for a hitchin #colliers #towURshit #towISlife

U betr say a prayer to Jeezus if u park at bank of america when ur getting bodos... I smell bacon, egg, & cheese from 5th street. #jim

Hope ya'll have a good day off school cause I'll be out looking to TOW UR SHIT, while also studying in my truck for my G.E.D.

The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria... My truck coulda towed all three of them to India if Columbus woulda just called #Jim #ColliersTowing

Attempted to tow BC bus at the @UVaWSoccer game tonight but apparently they're allowed in Uhall parking lot with no blue pass..some bullshit

I towed a couple cars from a funeral the other day #CashinChecks

ya'll hatin' while im stackin' chedder. & Jimmie Johnson's takin' Talladega this year. u heard it hear first!!!! #Jim

Whenever I tow a Benz, I get naked and lay in the back seat to feel the high quality leather on my skin #Colliers

What's better than a Thomas Jefferson? A crisp Ben Franklin... (that's what I make when i TOW UR SHIT!)

I never past 8th grade and I'm doing just find.... Don't take an Ainstein to hook up a hitch and tow your shit! #ColliersOrGTFO

Anyone need a ride down to 5th Street? I can bring ya... but it's gonna cost ya around $75... if ya know what i mean #WEWILLGETCHA

@UVADeanGroves Next time you get Bodo's and park at Bank of America you better watch yourself... We're coming for ya. #ColliersTowing

You know what really gets me hard? Towing all you rich bastards

Obama said to me, "Jim, I need you to tow dat Ebola virus back down to Africa." I said, "Listen here Bomba. I only listen to Americans!"

sittin in my truck just mindin my damn business. Saw an old lady walking to her car..towed that shit and spit dip on her foot #colliers

DEYY TERKK MUY...DERRRRRB