Collette Reitz

me every time the lacheys pop up in #LoveIsBlind7

Taylor Swift to Beyoncé rn:

ummmm what? “Unable to follow more people at this time.” why is this a thing? (also this is the first account i tried to follow today 🫠)

Some women are natural beauties. And some women have to ask their hairdressers to cut the bulk out of the bottom of their shoulder-length hair so they don’t look like the little lad who loves berries and cream. (I’ve literally only ever known the latter. 😂)

every digital media editor one month after publishing a new issue or vertical:

Me when I decide my period is over on day 5 no matter what my body is doing:

I want to be so publicly petty to a company rn, but I just can't. It's been the worst consumer experience of my life, but they shall remain nameless. Thanks a lot for the (lapsed) Catholic guilt, Mom and Dad!

The older I get, the more I understand why Sonja had five interns at any given time. I literally need someone who is solely responsible for responding to all the emails.

me applying for jobs:

i love feeling like a bookie when i go through all my freelancing spreadsheets tracking who owes money