@Coll3enG

I’m Colleen from twitter

Joined July 2012
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Taylor Swift fans are the modern day equivalent of those cults who would consistently have inaccurate rapture predictions like once a month
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🦅@ilovewikipediaOct 19
hey man sorry for wanting to move to the best city in the world after being raised in rural whogivesafuckville america. i didn’t know it was reserved only for theater kids from Lowell, MA
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mais uma semana de trabalho
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asked my coworker if he knew how to make a paper airplane and he said “no sweetie I’m a Democrat”
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Rarely do I share someone else’s words here, but I think it would be hard to nail it better than the Daily Show did:
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my coworkers all went out last night and are violently hungover and the person running our morning meeting insisted on playing the heritage foundation 9/11 memorial video
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nazzo
@nazzobetweetingAug 26
i’m sorry but i simply cannot mourn the loss of dolly parton until i know her views on the rwandan genocide, the partition of india, or the annexation of crimea. only then can i decide if her countless contributions to the community were worth anything .
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If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!
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Colleen@Coll3enGAug 24
coworker just sent this after I sent a picture of my dog in our work slack…
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coworker just sent this after I sent a picture of my dog in our work slack…
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some of you have taken these hormonal phase things too far like I hate to break it to you, but you are not in your “luteal phase” you are just a bitch
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Saoirse 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸@MarxistHeathenAug 11
people love to pretend that “it’s not my job to educate you” was just a copout & never pushback on the expectation that the responsibility for stopping bigoted behavior falls entirely on marginalized people w no responsibility for self-education
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Look, whether or not you can take the phrase "Woke 1" seriously, you have to be able to admit that the left made mistakes. Trump won twice! Whatever we did to win the culture war, it objectively failed! What's the point of denying this?
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Is it not weird to MAGA that Trump is practicing core parts of communism?
Dominic Michael Tripi
@DMichaelTripiAug 9
NEW: US government now owns equity stakes in 30 private companies after being involved in 0 just over a year ago, in some instances being the single largest shareholder according to Cato Institute.
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Laura
@sloeginpsyopAug 4
It’s amazing how much of a 180 I’ve done on dogs. In my early 20s I was all into no-kill shelters and “oh no the poor doggos.” I would have defended the “rehabilitation” of the most f’ed-in-the-head animal. Now at nearly 40 after having kids it’s like, yeah just euthanize the dogs. What are we even doing here. People donate good money to this?
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Simone
@girlpowertbhJul 27
I’m of the belief that we’ve been in a “cold” civil war for a while now. Most people might consider the 2016 election to be the starting point, but for me it’s December 14, 2012 and its aftermath.
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It says a lot that Congress indexed the maximum amount people can donate to their campaigns to inflation, but not the minimum wage.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesJul 24
"The minimum wage is now the lowest it’s been in 70 years," per FORTUNE
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knowing stuff makes u rich. A few birds, some architectural styles, a few languages. Just a little here and there and u experience life more richly
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Worker at my nail salon just pulled out a literal parrot from the back of the shop…
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Says he’s going to start ghost writing for me these are his drafts so far
Colleen@Coll3enGJul 7
my coworker just asked that I tweet “Only button that needs to be on the microwave is the +30 seconds one” says it’s gonna do “numbies”
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my coworker just asked that I tweet “Only button that needs to be on the microwave is the +30 seconds one” says it’s gonna do “numbies”
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