I couldn’t be prouder of my comrades in Chertsey. I wish there had been more like you at Schiphol when we needed you. This isn’t the Brexit I voted for. *cough*

Here’s a picture of me queuing-up for school. I always loved waiting in line. It’s a shame schoolchildren won’t have the chance to queue from Monday. Lefty snowflakes.

How are you guys self isolating? I’m doing it down the pub with the other drinkers and we are having a great time. We had a conga line. It’s like a queue in a dance. Love it!

I have been to hospital today after somebody lamped me in Asda whilst panic-buying some pasta. A+E was busy, so I got involved in an ambulance queue. This isn’t the Brexit I voted for.

I’m so happy to see my American friends getting into the swing of things.

This is why I love Amsterdam. Those guys could queue to join a queue.

I have just heard that Superdrug has a few bottles of AntiBac gel and some Dettol soap. I hope they don’t run-out before I get to the front of this queue. This isn’t the Brexit I voted for!

I am going to Norwich next Shrove Tuesday. Those East Anglian guys really know how to queue and most voted for Brexit so I think I would fit in well. edp24.co.uk/going-out/queues…

Even during this worrying period of Coronavirus, it is good to see my friends in China are still happy to queue. I would love to be standing behind these guys, breathing down their necks and publishing angry tweets. All at the same time.

I have been so busy this past week pretending not to be a parody account that I forgot to share any of my photos from Amsterdam. Here is one of my favourites.

If there is one animal I love, it is the wolf. I love Wolves! They really know how to queue and would probably even tweet if they were in a line at Schiphol Airport for almost an hour and if they could use phones.

Blimey! Look at this queue of traffic. It’s disgusting. It took me longer to get home than I spent at the shops. This isn’t the Brexit I voted for.

I’ve just heard the Greeks want the Elgin Marbles back as part of an EU Trade Deal. That includes this statue of a queue. This is not the Brexit I voted for.

Can you spot me? CLUE: I’m near the back. Time for an angry tweet!

OI! Where you going? Get. In. Line.

Hey guys. What’s your favourite queue? I loved this one. I was there for ages. You wouldnt get queues like this in Amsterdam. Classic British queue.

Oh Colin hashtag sad face