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Colin Montgomery retweeted
James Earl Jones said the "greatest honor" in his life was not Star Wars or The Lion King.
It was reading an audio version of the New Testament so people could "find abundant life" in Jesus.
Colin Montgomery retweeted
When you have a TERRIBLE experience on @BreezeAirways and write an email and get a reply that it currently takes the TWO WEEKS to reply. #dontflybreeze #breezeleavesyoustranded
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The one.
The only.
Xbox Series X Fridge giveaway.
Follow and retweet with #XSXFridgeSweeps for a chance to win the Xbox Series X Fridge.
Ends 11/04/20. Rules: xbx.lv/3mnFCYi
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These #DumpStarWars detractors are weaker than the younglings I slaughtered at the Jedi Temple. Pathetic. xitter.cf/mayflowergal1/status/8…
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Love your neighbor today. No matter who they voted for or how they feel about last night, love your neighbor.
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Whoop! Whoop! This movie is gonna be genius. #Meow xitter.cf/deadline/status/776167…
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So a drunk lady told me she loved me, and my husband called my brother a cum guzzling whore, so basically my night > your night #PartyHard
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Lando: But we love our headphone jacks!
Apple Vader: We have altered the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further.
Colin Montgomery retweeted
people act like my dad's not a pushover but lando calrissian has mispronounced his first name for YEARS and he's never even corrected him
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Old people always say the same thing about my husbands beard. They always laugh and think they are so original.
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dear diary
my dad has had too much to drink
he's trying to get me to use my powers to help him and uncle lando win at roulette
i hate him
Colin Montgomery retweeted
dear diary
this one idiot ewok tripped and got a bucket stuck on his head
uncle lando goes "look, ben! it's you!"
he is the literal worst
Colin Montgomery retweeted
My cat is sad because he's one of the rare cats who actually *does* "cry over spilt milk".
Colin Montgomery retweeted
He was a "man of sorrows, acquainted with grief." He is not distant in your sadness.
Colin Montgomery retweeted
Christian with depression & anxiety, Christ's love is not dependent on how you feel. Your Great High Priest sympathizes with your weakness.
