@ColinMeows

Green party FTW! Trying to make the world a better place. Cats, Halsey, The Glass Child, arting, nice people, helping others, making people smile 😸

 London
Joined January 2012
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If anyone sees anything bad being said about me, screenshots would be appreciated. Reward $1000 if it leads to successful legal action.
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Do you remember when the most exciting day at school was when the telly on a trolley was wheeled in?
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Francine
@Francin2857706021h
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Paul Bronks
@SlenderSherbetOct 18
When I'm in a performance review at work and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.
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Kazz 🍉✊@KazzJenkinsOct 17
Replying to @maryldtrump
Take your pick: Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La or Po.
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Bob Kostic@causticbobOct 17
Get her on America’s Got Talent
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Piyush
@piyush784066Oct 17
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Paul Bronks
@SlenderSherbetOct 17
Her: "OK I'll go out but I'm not drinking" Also her, two hours later:
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MATCHBEAST
@matchbeastintlOct 12
For anyone holding it together by absolutely nothing. 🎈

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HUMOR CANALLA
@jcarlos2001Oct 15
Cuando te joden el "TikTok"
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Larry the Cat
@Number10catOct 13
Replying to @ZiaYusufUK
Zia:
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Penfold
@elbow112Oct 13
Morning boss , what are we doing today?....
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Celestial_Beacon@Rad_One1Oct 12
Boomers and older Gen Xers need to hear it.
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tim russ@timruss2Oct 13
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JΛYΣƧΉ 
@baldwhinerOct 13
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Larry the Cat
@Number10catOct 12
Replying to @lisareality1
Cat check: This is literally a video of her swearing allegiance to the King
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Ahmad Hasan
@binaasoryaOct 12
🤖 Made with AI
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Kazz 🍉✊@KazzJenkinsOct 11
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Larry the Cat
@Number10catOct 10
Replying to @EYakoby
Cat check: Farage is not leading any polls
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Annie
@AnnieForTruthOct 11
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