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Cole Mercer, Former Texas Marshal. Drifter by choice, exile by guilt. Beneath the Arizona stars, he serves a life sentence for a tragedy that was never his fault.
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//been a busy weekend, led tme aching for all the wrong reasons but also satisfied a lot of jobs around the house have got done.
So now I'm chilling, painkillers for my aching joints kicking in. Don't mind me if you see me flying.
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The very naughty nsfw priest @HolySmokingGuns
The new, original, sexy, hunky professor @IWarnedTheDean with his mystery that needs solving.
Elvis has entered the timeline.
All you hound dogs, grab yourself a bowl of crawfish, put on your blue suede shoes and get trick or treating.
Remember, if you get lucky tonight, use protection, you don't want a burning love.
Thank you very much.
Every year someone in our neighborhood goes around on Halloween leaving severed body parts of everyone's doorstep.
Always gives me the willies.
If you like the musings of #holysmokingguns don't forget my other accounts
The very naughty nsfw priest @HolySmokingGuns
The new, original, sexy, hunky professor @IWarnedTheDean with his mystery that needs solving.
I cannot begin to comprehend my feelings right now. Sir Patrick Stewart was my enterprise captain, my professor X, my Scrooge.
So sad to lose a legend and one of my most cherished and favourite actors.
His journey continues in the stars.
Good morning my people. The weekend is almost here for some of us. And being half term I've there I know some of you are enjoying a week of rest and some with noisy brats running around. I for one am taking a few days r&r. Enjoy.
Cole Mercer retweeted
I know a woman who is a bit like beetle juice.
Call her "good girl" three times in a row and she'll come.
Cole Mercer retweeted
If you want to read, @PastThePlot has added her bit too. It's great to be writing together again after so long.











