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The way things seem to be going in the USA I would not be surprised to hear that witch-burning is to be reintroduced.

When my generation were asked as kids "What noise does a car make? " we knew it was brrrmmm brrmmm. No idea what the electric vehicle generation will say. – at Bedford, England

One of the herd always stayed alert whatever the conditions. – at Cambourne, England

#TheDark is that a shoulder holster her sergeant is wearing? How long have Police Scotland been going out tooled up in the country ?

Some speeches could be described like this. We may see an example soon.

Anyone who has ever struggled to get into plastic food packaging is wondering how you can put a 300ft cut in a heavy duty pool liner with a razor, underwater.

Tesco now email me about how I could use the food items I've just bought. I am so tempted to buy a trolley load of chocolate to see how the bot reacts.

Often impressed by OH's ability to recall lines from Shakespeare. I mentioned the thunderstorms & DJT's planned cage fight. His instant response? Thou seest the heavens, as troubled with man's act, / Threaten his bloody stage." #shakespeare

Sound on... Missing the melody of English church bells.

Brought a tart back to our hotel room.

Well the pitch behind our hotel is free this afternoon and there are 22 in our tour group plus a tour manager who could referee but somehow nobody's signed up to play.

Must admit "Isreal seizes castle in Lebanon" wasn't a headline I expected. Beaufort Castle was clearly built to last.

Please can we end this fashion for reporters shouting out questions to politicians arriving at/leaving 10 Downing Street. We all know that no-one is going to stop for an impromptu chat in which they reveal their true intentions. Expected better from the likes of Chris Mason.

For the third time in a week I am waiting for a new window cleaner to turn on on a mutually agreed date. If he turns up, I expect him to be in a golden carriage pulled by 6 unicorns. – at Bedford, England

Just been out to visit family in a nearby village. The roads were so quiet I thought we were back in lockdown. I guess nobody just 'goes out for a drive' at current fuel prices. – at Bedford, England

Sitting at my paper crafting table. Felt thirsty. Grabbed bottle of clear liquid. Learned that clear glue is not as refreshing as sparling water. Lessons have been learned. – at Bedford, England

Yes,I am eating Haribo Rainbow Worms for lunch. Does this count as a ready meal? – at Bedford, England

As I look out at another cloud-loaded sky I wonder why on Earth anyone in the UK would paint the inside of their home in shades of grey. Is that what " bringing the outside in" means? – at Bedford, England

Wonder if Chris Wormald will have any problem getting Capita to sort out his pension. – at Bedford, England

Why is the BBC so obsessed with where Andrew M-W is living? Are we supposed to be assembling a lynch mob with our pitchforks in hand? – at Bedford, England