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Started this account 3 weeks ago. Called every big World Cup knockout in writing before kickoff. Here's every call, graded honestly the Ls and the one that mattered 🧵🥶
0/3 all week. Both Ls from doubting Messi.
So for the final I doubted him one more time, in his last game ever, in writing, the night before, while the whole planet picked the fairytale.
SPAIN. WORLD CHAMPIONS. THE MACHINE BEAT THE FAIRYTALE.
Screenshot receipts don't lie. Cold & Bold, baby 🥶🏆
0/2. Both Ls came from doubting Messi.
Doing it again anyway: Spain lift it tomorrow 🥶
Third time's the charm or the funeral. Screenshot this.#worldcup2026
Posted this last night. Still up. Still not deleting it.
0/3 on the week, picking against Messi in his last ever game, and the whole planet wants the fairytale.
13 hours to kickoff. The machine or the funeral 🥶
0/2. Both Ls came from doubting Messi.
Doing it again anyway: Spain lift it tomorrow 🥶
Third time's the charm or the funeral. Screenshot this.#worldcup2026
I said "France win it comfortably."
England won a 10-goal thriller, Mbappé broke the all-time record in a loss, and Bellingham sealed it.
0/3. I have predicted nothing correctly except chaos.
One pinned call left. Spain, tomorrow, 9pm. If that dies too I'm rebranding to Warm & Timid 🥶
Third place game tonight. France v England the match both teams asked their agents to get them out of.
Cold take: France win it comfortably. England haven't scored in a game that doesn't matter since 2018, and Mbappé wants that Golden Boot before Messi plays tomorrow.
Easiest call of my week. Watch me go 0/3 anyway 🥶 #FraEng
0/2. Both Ls came from doubting Messi.
Doing it again anyway: Spain lift it tomorrow 🥶
Third time's the charm or the funeral. Screenshot this.#worldcup2026
Third place game tonight. France v England the match both teams asked their agents to get them out of.
Cold take: France win it comfortably. England haven't scored in a game that doesn't matter since 2018, and Mbappé wants that Golden Boot before Messi plays tomorrow.
Easiest call of my week. Watch me go 0/3 anyway 🥶 #FraEng
0/2 on the semis, in public, receipts pinned. One call left: Spain v Argentina, Sunday, the final. Which way do I go? 🥶
0%Spain
0%Argentina
0%why trust me? I'm 0/2
0 votes • Final results0/2 on the semis. Cheat sheet officially dead. Graded in public, still pinned, because that's the page.
Final call drops before Sunday and this one I have to get right 🥶
England versus Argentina tonight. Everyone's writing the Messi fairytale ending. I'm not. Cold take England win, and Bellingham outshines the last dance when it matters most. Posted hours early. Screenshot it #Worldcup2026
England versus Argentina tonight. Everyone's writing the Messi fairytale ending. I'm not. Cold take England win, and Bellingham outshines the last dance when it matters most. Posted hours early. Screenshot it #Worldcup2026
I said France win, Mbappé scores. Football said Merino's Spain, 2-0. Only thing I got right was Yamal staying off the scoresheet.
Taking the L in public that's the whole page. Ws and Ls both get graded here.
England v Argentina call drops tomorrow 🥶 #worldcup2026
Everyone's on the Spain train after two Merino miracles. Cold take: the magic dies in Dallas 🥶
France win. Mbappé scores. Yamal quiet after 60.
5 hours early. Screenshot it. #Worldcup2026
Everyone's on the Spain train after two Merino miracles. Cold take: the magic dies in Dallas 🥶
France win. Mbappé scores. Yamal quiet after 60.
5 hours early. Screenshot it. #Worldcup2026
The free World Cup cheat sheet I promised. Every call for final week, in writing, before a ball is kicked. 🥶
France. England. Then France lift it at MetLife.
Screenshot it I can't delete the internet.
#WorldCup2026 #FRAESP #ENGARG
Wrote this on June 14th. Ronaldo scored a penalty vs Croatia, went quiet vs Spain, and now he's home for good.
Same story, every tournament. Some patterns just don't break not even in someone's last dance. #worldcup2026
Ronaldo scores in the group stage, does nothing in a knockout, goes home. Same story every tournament.@Cristiano @FIFAWorldCup
Called it. Ronaldo finishes his LAST World Cup with 3 goals and round 16 exit. Messi's sitting on 7, leading the Golden Boot race, and still alive with Argentina vs Egypt
The internet doesn't owe him anything. I called this in June. 📌
Messi at this age is still more decisive than Ronaldo was at his peak. Say it back. #FifaWorldCup2026
