My favorite thing about post-grad life is seeing all the girls I used to talk to posting their new fake rack they got as a graduation gift. #nice

Visors and Johnnie-O #fuckGeorgia

Holy shit the Cornell girl is from my Hometown #whynotme

Going into the Career Fair as a 5th year today

Great start to my Saturday. Go Rebels

Is this the single greatest thing I’ve ever bought?

I needed 2.5 points from Nabers and Dart. I am in shambles

I absolutely LOVE the call to go for 2 tonight on that last TD. This Ole Miss staff has some nuts

Prepare to learn Kewan Lacy

Lotta time on that clock, gimme UCF -80.5

It’s like the Mona Lisa – at Oxford, MS

Go ahead and hand me the 12-man Trophy #fantasy – at Oxford, MS

Anyone know where I can find a pair of these?

23rd birthday today. Think the only gift I’m gonna get are these 6 free wings from @BWWings. I miss college.

Traded PrizePicks for Robinhood today. Real world blows

Not sure which is worse- my first DUI or realizing this morning that my pledge belt no longer fits me. #fuck

We sleep in May. This is March.

I can now genuinely say that 98% of my burner views have come from Mary Kate Cornett and the Kappa Thief alone.