@CokeSipper
Joined August 2023
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Correlation = causation
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Beau Michael@thetobykiethfan
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John McKechnie
@johns_tailgate
Sep 21
Seeing good players on non-traditional powers and fantasizing about them transferring is such a lame mind virus. Leave that to baseball fans
Justin Bales
@BalesSJustin
Sep 20
If Kamario Taylor wants to make $10 million playing somewhere next year, he will. Hard to believe Mississippi State retains him, unless he’s the most loyal player in CFB lol
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Trying to trademark Ice Man in the offseason then crying and getting carted off for a minor hamstring tweak. USC developed
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
Sep 21
Bears QB Caleb Williams avoided any major injury to his hamstring Sunday, tests confirmed today — and the team isn’t even ruling him out for next Monday’s game against the Eagles, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports. A massive sigh of relief in Chicago.
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It would be better if the rules analyst on these broadcasts just said “what are you gonna do about it? You’re gonna keep watching anyway. Fuck you.” Instead of lying to us about why bad calls actually make sense
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Imagine being a Buccs fan waiting out that lightning delay. Standing in the concourse for 2 hours thinking about Baker’s extension when you’re losing to the washed butthole rapist
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Thank god we finally got rid of Mike Tomlin for an offensive head coach
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They added Purdue to Pac12 after dark and everyone loves it
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Trinidad Chambliss one of my favorite non-Notre Dame college players ever. Special story, special player, special moments
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At the end of the day Lane Kiffin is a USC pedophile and when the chips are down that’s always what comes through
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Trinidad Chambliss
@TrinidadChambl1
11 Aug 2020
Blessed to receive an offer from the University of Mount Union! I would like to thank Coach Allen, @MountUnionFB and the entire coaching staff for this opportunity! #goraiders
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Still running the momentum isn’t real gimmick in 2026. Embarrassing
Chris Vannini
@ChrisVannini
Sep 20
"Momentum" may not be real in football but confidence 100% is and you can feel where all of it is in this LSU-Ole Miss game right now.
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Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
6 Feb 2013
Ole Miss is not cheating they are clean
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diawlectical@diawlectical
Sep 19
Same military getting blown off the line of scrimmage by Iran
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncing
Sep 19
Pat McAfee: "We certainly appreciate the hell out of the American military. And if you're not the United States of America and you hear that sound, your ass better run." Rece Davis: "That's the one thing the two sides here can agree on, for sure."
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Fucks sake we’re getting pecked by the seagulls
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There’s people who decided to start following the premier league because of the World Cup and picked Tottenham as their team. They haven’t even seen them score a goal through 5 games. Life is so beautiful
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They finally score and it’s after all the fans left in disgust
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Friday night lights really the goat sports movie. You can throw it on just to feel something
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I love opening up a group chat and seeing this
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NFLtakes@footbalPB
Sep 18
The first owner to fire their head coach to keep a playcaller needs needs to win a medal. Lions gave up a savant to keep a partime motivational speaker
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This reads like if you clicked on highlighted lyrics on genius for My Dick by Mickey Avalon where the line was “My Dick need a PSA, your dick like a needle in the hay”
Rob Freund
@RobertFreundLaw
Sep 17
Matt Kalil's ex-wife's comments about his penis, comparing it to "two Coke cans," were "a matter of legitimate public concern," court ruled today. Matt's lawsuit against his ex-wife dismissed.
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