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We spent days in the writers room discussing how to best capture the nuance of the Ethereum 2.0 launch. Because this is such a monumental occasion we wanted to make sure our article did justice to all of the hard work that the developers and researchers have put into this project
Vitalik deserves praise for relentlessly pushing the World Computer forward by incentivizing pioneering Ethereans to lock up their ETH indefinitely and boldly reduce the supply of outstanding ETH. This act of altruism was only made possible with the support of an entire community
We hope you enjoy this thought-provoking exploration into the launch of the Ethereum 2.0 Proof of Stake chain. We wrote it with the same love, care, and consideration that the team put into their own project.
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