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Not me. Not ever. Don't mind tearing a swathe through them to get to you either. Shall we dance? xitter.cf/virescentkigyo/status/…
I can't argue the last two. And I'll never get that imagery out of head now. xitter.cf/amazingoncemore/status…
"Well that poker face disturbs me. It's also hairy and reminds me of an Oompa Loompa." xitter.cf/CoerciveSpider/status/…
*that gave her pause* huh... maybe it's just his poker face that's better? xitter.cf/amazingoncemore/status…
"Trust me, yours is a lot better than his, he didn't even flinch when it happened." xitter.cf/CoerciveSpider/status/…
Does anyone know why there are so many Italian cars that make me think of erectile dysfunction suddenly everywhere in the city?
I have a less accurate moral compass than he does. *frowns slightly before nodding* but sure. xitter.cf/amazingoncemore/status…
"He's an ass, he sticks, and has little to no moral compass." His shoulder's slid upwards into a shrug. "But yeah, lips sealed." xitter.cf/CoerciveSpider/status/…
*lifts a brow and softly clucks her disapproval* He's one of the good ones; like you, Parker, don't go repeating that though. xitter.cf/amazingoncemore/status…
"Trust me, whatever I say to Wolvie he deserve. That /and/ more actually." The arachnid crossed his arms, adamant in his stance. xitter.cf/CoerciveSpider/status/…
So this stake-out has me addicted to this weird shark game. Crunching things to death is oddly therapeutic.
showed up in my office five minutes to closing time on a Friday night. *looks to the other spider with a frown* Who does that
A power nullifier? Like the one used on us, literally, over Cap's dead body during the first superhero civil war? xitter.cf/ironman_stark_/status/…
*Looks up as the original Spider settles beside her* Nothing yet, but eventually some kind of chemical weapons exchange.
I can get a nullifier. xitter.cf/ironman_stark_/status/…
Hey, I'm just saying, Pete, sometimes you talk too much. *a gentle smile softens the sharp words* Not trying to cause problems. xitter.cf/amazingoncemore/status…
"Oh, great, thanks for bringing that one up again. You're a real pal, Jess." xitter.cf/CoerciveSpider/status/…
Neither can I. xitter.cf/ironman_stark_/status/…
I wouldn't say /quit/. More like...going easy? Anyway...Point being, @CapsicleSR just /agreed/ with me and he can't /get/ drunk. xitter.cf/coercivespider/status/…
That why you quit? Because it was a party? It's alcohol and loosed lips. xitter.cf/ironman_stark_/status/…
Alcohol? Alcohol makes a party. This place turned into a nuthouse. xitter.cf/coercivespider/status/…
I'd be nicer to a man whose girlfriend I murdered and I'm rarely nice. xitter.cf/amazingoncemore/status…
"I can't! You smell like a wet dog over here!" xitter.cf/WolverineSnikt/status/…




