I used an old @Firebase staff T-shirt to make #DIYmasks. Materials: - Firebase T-shirt - Firebase shoelaces - Firebase coffee filter * It filters harmful viruses in REAL TIME! (one hopes) * Firebase coffee filter is not a Firebase product.

It won't be long until it evolves into #Android19! Oh wait, we're on 29 now...

No, no, this is BurgerTime!

OK @Google, stop reminding me that I can't watch my top three @NHL teams tonight. It's bumming me out. Why are all these postponements still in my feed? #TuesdayDemotivation

I'm in a Googler sandwich on @StackOverflow! Don't know how much longer I can stay adjacent to royalty. 👑🤩

So this is what @LinkedIn has come to: open mic amateur hour comedy, delivered directly to my notifications. 😑

Today, @Firebase @Crashlytics released open source for #Android, and you can see that it's deeply sensitive to #ClimateChange. github.com/firebase/firebase…

Some news for my @Firebase folk - today was my last day at Google. I'm going back to startup life on Monday! Some stats about my 4.5 years at Google: Google offices visited: 36 Events spoken at: 55+ Visually, like these pics. But I'm not going away, because...

Aww bummer, the diagram is supposed to be an animated GIF, showing all the steps but twitter just shows the first frame.

It looks like somebody broke the @Firebase logo. We need to get this fixed! – at Lisbon, Portugal