Joined May 2016
chatting with friend about financial benefits from being married and my only thought was “marriage tax breaks are a gain on two”
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Dulia Chai — Flora
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the soul longs for oblivion
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I've been using a new alarm tone lately
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situationship except the situation is that we’re cosmically bound to each other and would somehow end up finding each other in every universe
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just helped a woman at work and she set her phone down and she was scrolling ao3 full brightness omegaverse mpreg baldur’s gate
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Guy #1 (getting nailed to a cross): hey at least we're not gonna die virgins Guy #2 (also getting nailed to a cross): how so? Guy #1: because we're getting nailed! Guy #2: ayoooo! Jesus: can you guys shut the fuck up
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the four horsemen of the apocalypse
asahi's corrections officer @ COMM FINISHLINE!!@SmuggestSage
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I'm so glad FFXIV has characters that are allowed to be ugly. I feel like video game characters are expected to be jaw-droppingly gorgeous and it doesn't necessarily reflect the real world. Thank you Emet Selch for the representation
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cannot get “a TEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeennn????” out of my mind
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오르슈팡의 버디
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“Wanna call?” Yes! Even if we’re just sitting in silence, I’m happy to be in your presence.
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opened tiktok to a video of Leon driving a piano while seated on a toilet
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suicide prevention month is over
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pumpkin turtle to celebrate october 🎃
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Can't wait for this guy to hit one half of the arena, and then, the other one
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"WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN!?" is unironically my fav vocal stim ever
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The best part of it is to make these icons
I did a bunch of pokemon designs for a monster hunter like game, do yall fuck with that?
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me, age 7: wow! my mom says im really mature for my age and she always wants my input on her interpersonal problems! awesome! me, age 27: i have to solve every problem my friends have ever even if i am not directly involved or i am overcome by unbearable guilt
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