Programming wisdom and quotes throughout the years. The Knuth, the whole Knuth, and nothing but the Knuth, so help me Codd.

In the ALU on an 80186
Joined October 2011
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if i gave you the formula for coca cola right now and told you to go sell it, 5 years down the line you would probably have 0% of the soft drink market share. with literally coke and yet everyone expects ai-coded apps to be in widespread use after less than a year
I don’t have to be convinced that LLM’s make programmers more productive. But where’s all the stuff? We’ve now had months and months of 100x or 1000x programmet productivity improvements. Where’s all the stuff they’re building?
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Replying to @CodeWisdom
Pinned in my computing lab at Leeds Uni: I do hate this computer I wish they'd go and sell it It won't do what I want Only what I tell it
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To give context on age, Grace Hopper began computing at 38, completed the first compiler at 46, helped shape COBOL at 53, kept developing COBOL for the Navy in her 70s, retired from the Navy at 80 & then became a consultant for the Digital Equipment Corporation. v/@cooperx86 & photo v/Cynthia Johnson & Getty Images
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Software developers: Do you ever use any mnemonics on a frequent basis? If so, what are they? (Like in music how you have stuff like "Every Good Boy Deserves Favor" to remember EGBDF.)
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As AI-generated code becomes the norm, irreverent comments become a form of human watermarking.
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Called shot: AI will help software engineers become product managers faster than product managers becoming software engineers
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A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
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Why do developers confuse Halloween for Christmas? Because OCT31 = DEC25. Merry Christmas!!! 🎄🎁
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We're Let's Encrypt. A nonprofit that provides free TLS certificates to domains, which means we put the S in HTTPS. Your time online is much more secure and privacy-respecting because of us *and* the community of people helping make our work happen. 🔒 🔆
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CHM celebrates the life of computing pioneer, fighter pilot, professor, and businessman Ed Fredkin, who passed away on June 13. Read about his remarkable life in this Computer History Museum oral history: tinyurl.com/5t4wcd3k @ComputerHistory @MIT @caltech @CarnegieMellon
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My 2023 advice for all young engineers: Respect a running system. There are reasons it works that way, most of which will be uncovered when you try to replace it. Make incremental changes, don't burn the building down. No one way doors. Never be unable to rollback.
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I'm heartbroken to share this news about our dear friend and colleague, @ChrisGSeaton.
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A tip for writing more: expand your definition of completing a project (any project, no matter how small) to include writing a blog post (or README or similar) that explains that project
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To put age into perspective: Grace Hopper first entered computing at age 38, completed the first compiler at age 46, influenced the design of COBOL at age 53, wrote COBOL for the Navy through her 70s, retired from the Navy aged 80 and *then* became a consultant for DEC(!) 😍
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I didn't "Become a manager", I "Was given a pay raise in exchange for agreeing to never write code again"
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Replying to @davefarley77
"the hard part of software development is not typing" - @WoodyZuill
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As a tech lead or eng manager, you so frequently get request from above or from other teams to drop what you are doing and work on this thing they need, *now*. During my 4 years at Uber after asking these questions, 9 out of 10 times it turned out it wasn't really urgent:
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"you can travel through the online world along paths of whim and intuition" 💫 — Gary Wolfe, writing in 1994, on following links and the Mosaic browser. wired.com/1994/10/mosaic/
If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, you can hear the C.
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"Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind." — Donald Knuth
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