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Joined June 2022
When i told people here i was beaten with cutlass buy my own people because of not supporting APC, una think say na joke.
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I sometimes find myself caring about Manchester City by accident then I remember Pep is no longer there
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A goalkeeper would be expected to save this 94% of the time, according to xGOT.
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— who sold weed to you before you started smoking?! a nutritionist?!
Can someone please sell Seyi Makinde to me? Because both Pitobi and Tinumbu are useless to me Sowore for now, but my position is not solid.
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Marc Guehi and Donnarumma have genuinely tried their hardest to single handedly derail our season
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I'll say it again, and again, and again. Bouaddi, Anderson and Cherki works against almost every opponent from a tactical perspective. Bouaddi anchors/screens & circulates, Anderson connects and progresses, Cherki creates between the lines. Two of those are ground eaters OOP & pure duellers. It was simple: take Enzo off, bring Bouaddi on alongside Cherki in the second half, and Villa were done. But Maresca doesn't see it, and that's shocking.
Replying to @JustDSK
Cherki will play better when bouaddi and Anderson are behind him imo
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A £125 million midfielder who: Can’t drop a shoulder Can only thrive box crashing Can’t evade pressure Can’t carry Line breaking his mid at best Can’t win a duel for his life Loves a stamp tackle Can’t track a runner Can’t run. He is by far the worst I’ve seen.
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— if you complain about rent prices again, your mouth go bend pass pastor. heaven own.
Honestly what y’all have been doing to this babe on this TL has been unfair. In every country & every industry, we have vendors that are at the top of their fields & they charge as such. Do you think booking Pat McGrath or Makeup by Mario costs same as the regular MUA in the US?
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How can every country you set foot in have a problem with you & yet you still play the victim ?
Asian Dawn
@AsianDawn419h
🇰🇷 Muslims try to build a mosque in South Korea. The Koreans hold a pork BBQ in front of it 😂
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How can every country you set foot in have a problem with you & yet you still play the victim ?
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— midfield & defense— herh.
The worrying thing about this Manchester City team is how easy we’ve become to play against. Midfield gets bypassed, the defence gets exposed, and the attack looks disconnected. Everything is suffering because the team isn’t functioning as a unit. Enzo Maresca has serious work to do.
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The worrying thing about this Manchester City team is how easy we’ve become to play against. Midfield gets bypassed, the defence gets exposed, and the attack looks disconnected. Everything is suffering because the team isn’t functioning as a unit. Enzo Maresca has serious work to do.
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Lmaooo same with photographers. With the stupid condition that they must post you or you pay a ridiculous amount for “exclusive rights.” The wedding industry in Nigeria has become so exploitative and I blame Nigerians.
500k is even peanuts . Look at her bridal list. Accommodation, flight and logistics are excluded and makeup is only for 4hours. Classism will regret ever coming to Nigeria.
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— because they are the most pious people & they have to show devotion to their prophet.
Replying to @phspecials
Why must the road be blocked tho?
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Voting for Apc in any election means you are a fool. Nothing like “respect your choice” you don’t have a choice, you’re just a fool.
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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This is like when you visit your rich relatives or rich friends house as a kid and live there, no matter how free their parents lets you be, there’s always a certain amount of comfort in your own father’s house that’s different no matter how poor he is
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This place na my home o. Any land that allows me to prosper is my home👍
Last time I talked to my childhood friend who lives in Canada 🇨🇦, he dropped one statement , he said no matter how hard you try , there’s this feeling that this place is not my home..
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Day 162 of begging @DONJAZZY to show love to my mum. Please help me with some finance to take care of her. She has stroke pls 😭😭 Help us fight to gain her life back. Nothing is too small, and anything you give will go a long way for us. I have sent you multiple messages, plzz
Day 161 of begging @DONJAZZY to show love to my mum. Please help me with some finance to take care of her. She has stroke pls 😭😭 Help us fight to gain her life back. Nothing is too small, and anything you give will go a long way for us. I have sent you multiple messages, plzz
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what exactly is enzo’s job in this team?
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