I’M A GIRL PLEASE STOP DMING ME “heyyy did I see you at the bar last night haha” AND “your name sounds soooo familiar” STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

Joined February 2023
CaffeineCoco retweeted
why do people lie down after they get shot in the head? is it relaxing?
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in her defense there was no reason he needed to look that damn dirty 💀
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I’ll smack everybody in here
an agency recently told me I needed to be “less bombshell” to work more in the current modeling market. Anyway, here’s how I feel about that.
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Don’t ask me to fuckin fly you out I’m making butter pasta for a reason 😭
They are calling it the best made butter pasta by a drunk person ever
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
お腹パンパンに膨らんでるから水に落としてみたらハリガネムシが出てくる様子もなく必死で這い上がってきて、ただ妊婦カマキリを溺れさせて虐める男が誕生した
あかん、もう1時間くらい離れない
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
If you were mine, I'd wake you up every morning with the smell of freshly exploded hot dogs in the microwave
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
I actually never understood this whole “they’re feeding us human meat” thing like do you actually think human meat is cheaper and more easily accessible than industrial farming genetically modified chickens please be serious
It couldn't be more clearer they're feeding you human meat
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
“Nicole Kidman” by ADÉLA dethrones Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas” at #1 on US Spotify chart.
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
I’m only performatively horny, I don’t actually believe in sex. I think it’s a myth made up by big cum to sell more cum.
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
re4r leon: where are my clothes?? fortnite madison beer:
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I love how Black artists like Doechii get hit with the industry plant allegations while a whole industry OAK TREE has been growing right in front of us and never gets hit with such an accusation. #noticing
Ella Langley surpasses Mariah Carey for the longest-running #1 single in Billboard Hot 100 history: #1. Choosin' Texas - 23 weeks #2. All I Want For Christmas Is You - 22 weeks
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
whenever people gas up south asian women its always so backhanded. 'am i tripping' when she is objectively very attractive. get a fucking grip of yourself, it is underhanded racism
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gay bart simpson:
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
i told yall to fuckin vote for kamala look what happens in trumps america this is disgusting omg
‘Despicable Me: Minion Rush’ is shutting down after 13 years.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The news of Minion Rush shutting down was first shared by @MinionRushNews via a Gameloft Helpshift support page screenshot referencing the game's sunset; no official announcement exists and the site continues promoting it. x.com/minionrushnews… minionrush.com
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
smoking AI generated cigarettes now i got lung lung lung cancer
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
queen r u okay 😭
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green day was right. maybe i 𝘢𝘮 the faggot, america
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
Minha prima engravidou e escondeu a gravidez o máximo que pôde (ela ainda morava com os pais), a mãe descobriu, mas continuaram escondendo do meu tio. Um dia todos saíram de casa exceto ela, nesse dia ela pariu e simplesmente jogou o bebê p/ os porcos comerem, não sobrou nada
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CaffeineCoco retweeted
もしSEXするってなってこの虎出てきたら絶対吹き出す
刚弄的新刺青 够不够野 想不想摸摸看
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