mind over matter is magic

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Joined December 2023
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oh they clocked her downnn. look at the way she’s thinking she’s freshly caught tuna tartare, whole time her tuck slipped and trade playing in her face so nasty
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Opened my microwave to check if my milk had finished heating up and there was nothing in it at all
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Never buying knock off aliexpress Miffy stickers again they’re having this bitch kill herself !!!!
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Começou a chover e quase levantei p olhar achando que minha mãe tava fritando alguma coisa no óleo
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drinking at baby cousins 2nd bday
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my phone thinks awkwafina is my wife
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sexting while playing minecraft
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procrastinated so bad it’s october 2026 and i just listened to brat for the first time
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work fucked me so nasty today my phone was on 90 after a 9 hr shift
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Brother in law used chat gpt to book my niece’s birthday party and we showed up today and there’s no party
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People born on feb 9th
Really odd that Christmas Day is the most uncommon birthday.
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Just put a pimple patch on my elbow
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this era of memes
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that ugly ass tiger would’ve have to get tf from my picture
i can’t believe i got to see tyla in person #apoptour
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Me at the girls fart party passing out from our own funk
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this video fmu because the background dancers just doing anything
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toxic aggressive DL top for sure
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Someone recording a woman being homophobic on Instagram stories “why do gay men have THAT VOICE” homophobic reaction video
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my thighs writing an essay when i was trying to cheat on a test
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