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Ugh!

- You've gotta deal mate! If you win we let you go, free as a beird! - Hey! Whatsa ''beird''?! Ehehehe :) - Fuckin'... Yeah yeah ok deal! - :(

- You go first! - Uh Steve Ion wanna forfeit the game here! - Shhh!

- Uh... No... We're *friendly*. - FRIENDLY. - Yeah, we're not friends, we're friendly.

- We wanna rematch mate. - Yeah rematch! - Yeah! - Yeah? Well, I wanna pretty pink birthday cake with my face on it, but that doesn't mean it's gonna happen!

Y'know, sometimes you just make me wanna cry.

Well, not all is glum, I found a DVD! Of Titanic! In the rubble today! It's, uh, only part one though.

It's such a magnificent machine! I feel like it's... calling my name! ''C'mere Tim, c'mere, t-touch my barrel!''

Awww peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! Missed again!

Hey guys! I just heard, I'm gonna be a da-

Oh right, the completely romantic first half *without* the action packed ending is fine, because obviously you think I'm a big sissy, and a poor leader.

And you made me lose my hard-on! You're gonna pay for that!

Look, it's stressful out here man! My family's dead and someone could shoot me in the dick! (crying) And I just wanna piss without getting shot in the dick!

FRANKS SPIRITS+BOWLING

SOMEWHERE NEARBY...

- Woah, is that what I... think it is? - It... could be.

- I heard when you're captured they uh, let you live, but they shoot your dick off. Y'know, for kicks! - What. - No, seriously, they're all about the cock n' ball torture, th-that's what I heard!

''Oh, you've gotta man the watch tower Private Skittles, cuz you couldn't handle close combat! You're weak Private Skittles, you're a coward Private Skittles!'' Yeah, whatever...

- He spit in my mouth! - What?!

- Ya seem like you're in a bad mood. Here, I'll give you a neck massa- - Get the hell off me, I'm taking the tank.