The Purple Cobras

This Friday. Brook house in Hayes. First time there. Going to be rad and I can guarantee bass faces galore.

Our face meltingly glorious return to Watford happens tomorrow. Prince George. Be there. Fools.

This Friday. The royal oak in Hampton. Be there. Or miss out on the comedy stylings of us.

So we've decided to expand our arsenal of tunes and are adding some face meltingly good tracks. June...prepare to be punched by tunes.

Quiet weekend and then hitting June hard in the face with awesome covers

Saturday we're returning to @TheAlbanyTwick come one, come all.

Tomorrow we're at the fox and duck in Richmond. New venue and going to be a blast.

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up its cobras time (this works with any movie quote)

Reclaiming our throne

Really productive gig hunting evening. We are definitely back in business. We are the globo gym purple cobras and we will, we will rock you

Thank you @Thymeatthetave for having us tonight! You were wonderful!

We're back baby. Tonight at the lovely thyme at the tavern in chertsey. On at 9. Come one come all.

Consider this our triumphant return to twitter

Realised we haven't tweeted (is that the right phrase?) for a while. So here's a tweet.

Every now and again we play some nirvana...speakers get pushed over due to raucous crowds when this happens.

Give us a gig. You know it makes sense. We're good, and won't drink the bar dry.

Plotting and planning. World domination....