This account is a parody account. I coach rugby, dreams and moustaches!

In the scrum of life!
Joined November 2010
Is this what you get when you make test tickets R3500? SARU should refund the crowd.
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Hey SARU - you still have my details. Just saying.
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Hello sunshine - your team missed two kicks, that is why you lost. Not Sam Cane being sent off.🇿🇦🍻
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Just a basic note on how rugby works. You need the ball in hand to score a try. If you kick the ball away you can’t really score. I hope Rassie and the other coaches are informed about that info.
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If you want different results you need a different approach. Why keep kicking if it doesn’t work. England is incredible under high ball so why play their game? #SSRugby
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Rassie is busy signing into his Youtube account as we speak ready to upload a Ben O’Keeffe video. #SSRugby
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So the Springboks are the best rugby team in the world. How come Bafana Bafana is one of the worst soccer teams in the world? With all the money and talent in the world here, why so terrible? What is your thoughts on this?
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Here we go again
🏏 NETHERLANDS DEFEAT THE PROTEAS 🇿🇦 David Miller (43) fought hard but it was not to be as the Netherlands earned a victory over the Proteas 🏏 Not the result we had hoped for but we will comeback stronger on Saturday 💪 🇿🇦 #CWC23 #SAvNED #BePartOfIt
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How is this possible
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Ireland had 4 penalties that they could have gone for points, they opted for lineouts and couldn’t score. Did they learn nothing from our match? Kicks win matches in World Cups. #SSRugby
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The Sipi Tau is what you get when you order The Haka from Wish #SSRugby
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Awé @wallabies - I believe there is a vacancy opening up soon. I sent you an email. You might remember me from beating you in 2009. #RWC2023
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So this is gonna be awkward at the TMO meeting tomorrow. Watch the elbow. #SSRugby #IREvRSA
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The downside of the bomb-squad is you can’t replace a bad backline player. Moodie should have came on for Kriel tonight and Earl Rose should’ve came on for Libbok. #SSRugby
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Blame the bomb squad, blame the ref, blame your mother in law, blame who you want…but we did miss 3 penalties and a conversion kick….final score could have been 19-13 for us. #SSRugby
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Pollard walking to monday’s practice like….
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