"How To Shoot +1 Across 7 Holes of Professional Golf", a short story by David Ford: 15: miss a 4 footer for par, make bogey 16: blast your teeshot into the water, make another bogey 17: rip another teeshot into the water, try hitting it out of the water, try hitting it out of the water again but hit it deeper into the water, go back to the teebox, bail out away from the water, and get up & down for a quadruple bogey 18: mix it up a little, make a birdie shotgun 4 beers at the turn 1: hit 3 terrible shots and make a 7 footer for par 2: hole out for eagle from 144yds out 3: hole out for a eagle again golf.