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I am honored to announce that I have accepted a position within the New York Mets organization on their performance and rehab staff.
Thank you to everyone at the University of Houston who has made these last 3.5 years so special.
On to the next challenge.
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Minnesota's head coach just launched himself into a mob of his own players at full sprint. P.J. Fleck crowd-surfs after every win, today's was his 100th, and the mania took 15 years to build. It started with the worst thing that can happen to a person.
In February 2011, Fleck's infant son Colt died of a heart condition. Fleck was a 30-year-old receivers coach at the time. He came up with a phrase to get himself out of bed. Row the boat. Your back faces the future, you can't see what's coming, all you control is the oar.
Two years later Western Michigan made him the youngest head coach in the FBS. He went 1-11 his first season and people laughed at the boat stuff. By 2016 the same program went 13-0 and made the Cotton Bowl.
When Minnesota hired him away in 2017, there was a catch. Western Michigan had trademarked "Row the Boat." The school owned the legal rights to the phrase he created for his son. Fleck paid them $50,000 out of his own pocket, structured as a scholarship for a walk-on player, to take the words with him.
Nine years of rowing later, today happened. Minnesota beat #24 Michigan 20-14, took back the Little Brown Jug for the first time since 2014, and beat them at home for the first time in 49 years. 51,012 fans stormed the field.
So yes, the man flies into that pile looking slightly unhinged. He knows better than anyone in that locker room that you don't get to choose which days are the good ones. You just keep rowing until one shows up.
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Genuinely appreciate the pettiness from @Mizzou's president in this alumni email.
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Replying to @KU_Football
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How’d that work when we punched back!?!
#MIZ
#WinnersWin
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Hey Jack!? How’d that hype video end!? Cause I’d didn’t see yall take the goalpost!? Was that supposed to happen??
#MIZ
#WINNERSWIN
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That time Kansas and Missouri played for the No. 1 ranking in the BCS standings (November 24, 2007)
Had a flight home booked with @SouthwestAir for 6am tomorrow to see my newborn nephew, never received a text or email, but when I went to go check-in, I find out my flight was cancelled
I called and asked why, they say 'weather'...funny that no other flights seem to be effected
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A new home for Fighting Irish Football.
Welcome to Jack and Kathy Shields Family Hall.
#GoIrish☘️
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Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
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Over the weekend, the UFC announced this rendering of what MMA cage matches on the White House lawn should look like on June 14. 1/2





















