It should be illegal to use a paper boarding pass to get on a plane. Your wrinkly ass slip of paper takes forever to scan.
Hey @Toyota I was side-swiped in my brand new 2026 Rav 4 today but thanks to your new integrated dashcam I had plenty of footage showing exactly what happened. First Toyota for me and definitely won’t be the last!
Hey @GeneSteratore is Rogers Redding spinning in his grave over mouthpieces not being used and exposed knees / no knee pads? They either need to dump these rules or enforce them in my opinion.
Yo @Topgolf when are you fixing the lights in Memphis? They’ve been out all summer. Hard to see how far I’m shanking my drives in the dark.
Taco Bell under federal investigation for a 7,000-case stomach parasite outbreak across 34 states.Some patients ate there.
Look, correlation isn’t causation… but let’s be honest, Taco Bell’s been quietly (sometimes), perfecting gastrointestinal warfare for decades.
What’s the point of a 17 game season if you’re either resting players for the playoffs or tanking for draft picks? Let’s go back to 16 games.
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Replying to @flapprdotnet
There's a legendary Harbaugh story that actually kind of confirms this web.archive.org/web/20170113…
The Cowboys got torched by Denver 44–24 earlier this season…
and then turned around and beat the Chiefs 31–28 today. Chiefs playoff chances are rapidly diminishing.
Hard to even find the Chiefs in the standings now.
Still no @espn on @YouTubeTV and no credit issued. Anyone get their credit yet?
nytimes.com/athletic/6790310…
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What if Bobby Knight made a golf tutorial about how to play out of sand traps and we got to see the outtakes? Well, he did and we can. And it’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect. Which means you should definitely watch this.
















