Father, Brother, Business man, Youth basketball coach, big fan of humans, faithful but not religious, hopeful but realistic.

Miami, Fl
Joined May 2010
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me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV
this is one of the best posters i’ve seen in a very long time btw
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Dolphins fans who haven’t won a playoff game in 26 years entering another rebuild with 100M in dead cap
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Your favorite Quarterback’s favorite Quarterback is Dan Marino #PhinsUp
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Funny how MAGA melted down over the Bad Bunny halftime show when this official Trump ad from 2020 was in Spanish and featured both the Mexican and Puerto Rican flags
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The Super Bowl…
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Religious freedom.
.@POTUS: “You just can't have a great country if you don't have religion.”
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I’m so out on the Dolphins right now. Never felt this way about them. I think Ive reached a breaking point. #MiamiDolphins
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PLEASE STOP SHARING THIS VIDEO
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Got roughed up and Arrested by 20 ICE Agents in Minnesota today for being Awesome in a Giraffe onesie! Here's the unedited widescreen version!🦒💙 Please RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to be awesome around ICE and MAGA! – at Minneapolis, MN
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Beastie Boys - Glasgow 1999 05:38 Root Down 08:53 Shake Your Rump 11:42 Time For Livin 13:40 Sure Shot 18:40 3 MCs and One DJ 21:37 Something’s Gotta Give 27:37 Remote Control 30:26 Body Movin' 32:30 Time to Get Ill 34:23 So What'cha Want 38:38 Intergalactic 43:08 Sabotage
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This is so needed, especially for this app😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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“Marty, you’re back from 2026!” “Doc, O.J. Simpson’s a murderer, Bill Cosby’s a rapist, Bruce Jenner’s a woman, Donald Trump’s president, and there was a global pandemic.” “Great Scott!” “And Indiana is the best college football team.” “Ok, now I know you’re full of shit.”
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The ever popular trap question
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This was peak of civilization 🔥
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🤣🤌🏼
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Intolerance and racism are learned behaviors passed down in the home generation to generation‼️
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To be clear: the American president doesn’t declare war, Congress does, and the fact that the administration left Congress completely out of the decision to invade Venezuela is a real problem.
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Watch and share. Perfectly stated.
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In their New Year's prediction, Peruvian shamans said that the fall of Maduro, the end of Ukranian War and a major illness for President Trump will all happen in 2026.
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