Brewer and drinker of beers. Hell is other drivers.

Currently planet earth
Joined January 2010
ELVIS was always being 'spotted' alive and well somewhere, anywhere, all over the globe in the 80's and 90's. Since the advent of the camera phone though, there have hardly ever been any 'sightings' of him. So can we all accept that Elvis is finally dead now?
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MIND GAMES With the American voters. He'll give Putin everything he demands. And then, just a couple of days before the mid-terms, he'll do a complete U-turn. Instead, Zelenskyy gets everything he asked for. People have short memories & lots of votes. Suddenly he's the good guy.
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THIS awful road AGAIN! Every day there is a major incident or closure. There needs to be a 60 mph speed limit on 2 lane sections. There needs to be a 7,5 tonne ban on lane 2. #A14
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This bloody awful road AGAIN. Every day there is a major incident. Gate off the walkways onto the bridge. Maybe a 50 mph limit for all vehicles and a 7.5 tonne ban on trucks using lane 2 of 2 for the whole length of the #A14 would go some way to solving the traffic problems.
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Reform UK to Mail The Reformer Newspaper to 15 Million Households. Reform UK accepts returned unsolicited mail at: Freepost RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC, with the physical address being 83 Victoria Street, London SW1H 0HW. No stamp required. This costs the party approximately £2.50
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Sorry. But who the hell is Alison Hammond? She seems to be trending now, but I've never heard of her before.
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And same question... Who the hell is Michael Tracey?
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Same question for the trending name Kathleen Turner.
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And STOP blinding other drivers with your laser beam headlights. Go to your main dealer and ask them to change them. Also, stop driving with only one headlight that works, for months on end. Go to your local garage and buy a bloody bulb.
Autumn's here and with it comes more rain. ☔ Brush up on your wet weather driving skills - remember to: ✅ Keep well back from the vehicle in front. ✅ Watch out for spilt diesel. ✅ Take extra care around pedestrians, cyclists, motorcyclists and horse riders.
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I thought Ed Sheeran would repent when he saw that I was boycotting him. He's now donating $2 million to Gaza. Good lad. Unboycotted! (Not that I nor he will notice the difference). #Macklemore
How do I boycott Ed Sheeran when I've never ever listened to his songs before? #Macklemore
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How do I boycott Ed Sheeran when I've never ever listened to his songs before? #Macklemore
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Well said....
I want to make this crystal clear. I do not support violence. I do not support balaclavas. But I strongly support the right of the British people to peacefully protest against the small boat invasion. You cannot do this to a country and expect its people not to react.
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'Farage's family 'begging him' to stand down'...? He's just looking for an excuse to wriggle out of his ever increasing awkward situations without losing face. You made your bed, now LIE in it. (Lie..see what I did there?). #bbclaurak
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LOW-KEY, low key, lowkey... I have been seeing this 'word' used recently but I can't make out what the exact meaning is. I first noticed it used in US posts, but it now seems to have crept into proper English. What is its origin? Can anyone explain please?
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Can we have a Twitter exclusively for UK people please, or at least one that Americans are banned from? Some of their nonsense and a lot of their bad spelling really irritates me. I'm more likely to engage with a post that's in a European language than in American English. Thanks
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Please, Whichever god you believe in, please pray for my sister Dawn who has 2 brain tumours and is at end of life. It's her last hope as the care team cannot do any more for her. Only divine intervention can help her now. Thank you.
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Thank you to all who prayed. Her last days were pain and stress free. She is at peace now.
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Can anyone explain why Ed Sheeran was fined for not insuring his Aston Martin? A car does not legally need to be insured in England if it is kept off public roads and you have registered a valid Statutory Off Road Notification (SORN) with the DVLA. #EdSheeran
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This road needs digging up, rerouting, rebuilding and then renaming . And then ban all lorries, white vans, Chinese cars, Prius taxis drivers and salesmen from using it. Did I miss anyone? #A14
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