“It’s just a suit, Karen! You can’t ghost me AND call the cops!” #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

Alice right? Sorry I'm late, I just came straight from work. So, how're you doin...? #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

"You know what I hear Sylie? I hear that, the outfit you die in is your 'forever' outfit in the afterlife!" #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

Garry realises he left his phone charger in the ship. Again. #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

"Billy, Katlyn. You remember when I said you need to eat your broccoli or the Boogeyman would come to see you? Well, guess who's at the door?" #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

"Fuel scooping complete." His Thumb hovering over the jump sequence, he paused... A realisation. His ship. All ships. They were... Reverse Fuel Scoops! RFS's! A galaxy wide RFS conspiracy? The people needed to know! #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

There it was again, no mistaking it this time. The comment on his trim waistline was one thing, but his "dreamy" eyes? Yes indeed, this was one strange complimentary drink... #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

That's right, I said "fava beans and a nice chianti." #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

"Back off man... Only one of us walks out of this town with a compliment, and you best believe, it's gonna be me!" @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous #EDThey @StellarScreenshots

Bathed in the red glow, he stood as though set aflame by some slow-burning sorrow. Then, like an ember floating forth from the fiery light, a question arose. Why did towels get dirty if only ever used AFTER a shower? #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

"Yes sir I see the storm, but this is a Greyhound bus. The toilet door is MEANT to swing like that..." #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous #Colbert

Stop! 𝄞 In the name of love.... 𝄞 #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

"...and this Liner is in the top 1% of all Liners out there!" Steve sends his mum a selfie before embarking on his gap year. #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

As if by an incredible coincidence, Haley Osment born on Kremainn 2a in the year 3276 also happens to "see dead people..." #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous #SixthSense

"...Alms for an ex-leper?" #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous #MontyPython

Sally activates Lys-Dexia Font... #EDThey #StellarScreenshot @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

Wait, wait, wait! These instructions say "QUESTIONS first..." #EDTHEY #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

Donna's Carwash Emporium. "You Treat 'em Mean, We Keep 'em Clean!" #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous