Me in the stands after a 50/50 call goes the other way.

Win or lose... #YouthSports

Just got home from a travel soccer game. I was forced to watch the 2nd half from the parking lot after tripping an opposing player on a throw in. #YouthSports

It will be dark and low 20s around 5PM today so I scheduled a last minute outdoor practice for my 12U travel baseball team. #NoDaysOff #YouthSports

Just picked up a group of kids from track practice. On the way to club soccer now. Quick stop at McDonals to grab fries and milkshakes. Can’t wait to hang with the other dads and trash the coach’s game strategy from the weekend. #YouthSports

Coach didn’t play my kid in crunch time during the jamboree last night so I entered his information on a home loan refi site.

Just dropped off a sausage, egg, and cheese bagel and strawberry refresher to fuel my daughter for basketball tryouts. Only high quality food for my future WNBA point guard.

Where can I apply for the @PennStateFball head coaching job? After coaching my son’s pop warner team from the sideline this year, I finally think I’m ready to be a leader of men.

My 4’11” 105lb freshman just got home from hockey tryouts. He didn’t get any time with the first line. I’m calling the AD tomorrow. #youthsports

Anyone else sneak into the rink last night to watch hockey tryouts? #youthsports

Good luck to all the parents of high school winter athletes starting tryouts today. Make sure your kids want it as much as you do. #youthsports

Can I use my $20 Dick's Sporting Goods coupon on Cyber Monday? I need another Yeti rambler after throwing mine at the ref last weekend.

Honestly, this is pretty mild compared to the taunts I get after yelling “shoot it” every time my kid gets the puck

I hope @Lane_Kiffin is still at @LSUfootball when my dual threat ambidextrous 2044 QB is the #1 recruit in the country. #GeauxTigers

Just throw strikes!