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✍🏻 Chairman Peter Cresswell is determined to bring back former skipper Mikel Willy back to the club. The now very bloated central midfielder has been spotted in a White supremacist area in Russia. Travel difficulties are occurring as Mikel has misplaced his boat. More to follow.
🤝 Negotiations going well with Mr Cresswell and Virgil Van Tell Yer Ma this evening. Tropicana fans flooding through the doors of local 5 star restaurant. A total of 2 signatures have been made by the pair in the six hour period!
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Pubs Mum is ecstatic about the recent news and has her Burger van set up outside the Stadium De Angela Martinez Lopez stadium already #Upthecana
Yer Da has received his first erection over his crossword in 18 years after receiving the news the Club is back 🍆💦
Mikel Willy has received a pigeon containing a note that Peter Cresswell intends to takeover the club. Let’s just say his pirate ship has an up to date paint job.
As for Baldé Fraud, he doesn’t believe the recent news and will not be getting carried away with the rumours.
Xavier Tell Yer Ma has reacted the recent news of the potential takeover and appears to be quite over the moon about giving away penalties again! #UptheCana